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If youโre looking for funny ways to roast someone with a perm, look no further. From comparing them to your favourite nostalgic icons to poking fun at the curls, here are 22 hilarious roasts to get the laughs going!
Top List Of Funny Roasts for Someone With a Perm
- “Did you just come back from 1985?”
- “Your hair looks like ramen noodles.”
- “Youโve got more waves than the Pacific Ocean!”
- “Is that a perm, or did you stick your finger in a socket?”
- “That permโs got more bounce than a trampoline.”
- “Whoโs your stylist, Bob Ross?”
- “Did you just walk off the set of a disco movie?”
- “Is your hair a perm or did you just wake up like that?”
- “Youโve got a hairdo straight out of grandmaโs playbook!”
- “Your hair has more volume than my TV at max.”
- “Did you get that perm in the ‘Curl Factory’?”
- “Your hair looks like itโs plotting world domination.”
- “I canโt decide if your hair says โbusinessโ or โpartyโ.”
- “I didnโt know poodles had competition.”
- “Youโve got enough curls to share with the whole squad.”
- “Your hairโs got more personality than most people I know.”
- “Is it humid in here, or is that just your hair?”
- “Do your curls come with a map? I might get lost in there.”
- “Your hairโs giving me โRocky Horror Picture Showโ vibes.”
- “Looks like your hairโs auditioning for a shampoo commercial.”
- “Do you get extra points for those curls, or are they just a bonus?”
- “Is your hair trying to be a cloud? Itโs almost there!”
“Did you just come back from 1985?”
Throw them right into the time machine with this roast. A perm can feel like a blast from the past, and itโs too perfect not to mention.
Examples:
- “Youโre about one shoulder pad away from a total ’80s vibe.”
- “Whereโs the cassette player? Your hair demands one!”
- “I think I saw this same look in a Madonna music video.”
“Your hair looks like ramen noodles.”
Curly perms have that noodle-like bounce, and comparing them to ramen is a surefire way to crack everyone up.
Examples:
- “Do you need a fork for those curls?”
- “One pack of seasoning, and youโve got dinner.”
- “Iโm getting hungry just looking at your head.”
“Youโve got more waves than the Pacific Ocean!”
This one celebrates the volume and texture of their perm while poking fun at how wavy it is.
Examples:
- “Should I grab a surfboard for those waves?”
- “Your hairโs giving me motion sickness!”
- “Let me know when the tide goes out.”
“Is that a perm, or did you stick your finger in a socket?”
Everyone loves a good electrified hair joke. Itโs an easy comparison and hilarious every time.
Examples:
- “Your hair looks like itโs been through a lightning storm.”
- “Did you just survive a power outage?”
- “Looks like you had a shocking morning!”
“That permโs got more bounce than a trampoline.”
The springy curls of a perm are perfect for this roast. Bounce, bounce, baby!
Examples:
- “Can I jump on those curls for a quick workout?”
- “Those curls have more spring than my mattress.”
- “Your hair’s so bouncy, it could double as a pogo stick.”
“Whoโs your stylist, Bob Ross?”
Bob Ross, the legendary painter, was known for his wild perm. Comparing their look to the king of happy little trees is a guaranteed win.
Examples:
- “Are you painting landscapes on the side, too?”
- “I see youโve embraced the happy little curl life.”
- “Next step: a paintbrush in one hand, a canvas in the other.”
“Did you just walk off the set of a disco movie?”
Disco and perms go together like glitter and platform shoes. This roast is perfect for that retro vibe.
Examples:
- “All youโre missing is a shiny jumpsuit and some platform shoes.”
- “I feel like I should be dancing just looking at you.”
- “Is it time for a disco ball and a funky beat?”
“Is your hair a perm, or did you just wake up like that?”
Itโs hard to tell sometimes, and this roast keeps them guessing whether their look was intentional or accidental.
Examples:
- “Thatโs bedhead… right?”
- “If I didnโt know better, Iโd say you slept in a wind tunnel.”
- “Oh, I thought you were doing the ‘rolled out of bed’ look.”
“Youโve got a hairdo straight out of grandmaโs playbook!”
Some perms can give off a granny vibe, especially if the curls are super tight. This roast goes for the classic grandma comparison.
Examples:
- “Are you about to pull out some knitting needles with those curls?”
- “I bet you bake a mean apple pie with that look!”
- “Got some hard candies in your purse to go with that ‘do?”
“Your hair has more volume than my TV at max.”
For those with extra puffy perms, itโs time to acknowledge that larger-than-life hairstyle.
Examples:
- “If I turn the volume down, will your hair deflate?”
- “Your hairโs so loud, I can hear it from across the room.”
- “Is that hair or a portable speaker?”
“Did you get that perm in the ‘Curl Factory’?”
Sometimes it just looks like the curls keep coming, and this roast emphasizes that over-the-top curly look.
Examples:
- “Youโve got enough curls for three people!”
- “Where do I get tickets to the curly extravaganza?”
- “Is there a factory tour, or is it just all business?”
“Your hair looks like itโs plotting world dominance.”
With a perm that powerful, it could easily be a world takeover in disguise. Cue the diabolical laugh.
Examples:
- “I see your hair has plans for global conquest.”
- “Are you and those curls hatching a master plan?”
- “Looks like your hair has taken control of the situation.”
“I canโt decide if your hair says โbusinessโ or โpartyโ.”
This roast touches on the duality of perms, being both bold and sophisticated yet fun.
Examples:
- “Is your perm sending mixed signals?”
- “One moment, youโre all business. The next, itโs a party!”
- “That hair could rock both a board meeting and a club.”
“I didnโt know poodles had competition.”
Poodles are known for their curly fur, and this roast brings the canine comparison into play.
Examples:
- “Just let me grab a leash, and weโre good to go.”
- “Are you entering the Westminster Dog Show soon?”
- “I see youโve taken some style inspiration from the kennel.”
“Youโve got enough curls to share with the whole squad.”
Some perms are so curly, it seems like thereโs plenty to go around!
Examples:
- “Can I borrow a few of those curls?”
- “Youโve got enough curl power for an army.”
- “Share the wealth! Some of us need those extra waves.”
“Your hairโs got more personality than most people I know.”
This roast flatters and teases at the same time, suggesting the perm is the most vibrant thing in the room.
Examples:
- “Your hairโs the real life of the party.”
- “That perm is practically a celebrity!”
- “I think your hair just stole the spotlight.”
“Is it humid in here, or is that just your hair?”
Humidity is known for adding volume to curls, so this roast hits the mark, whether itโs true or not.
Examples:
- “I think your hair is predicting the weather!”
- “Wow, did it just get 10% more humid, or is that your perm?”
- “Your hair just turned the room into a sauna!”
“Do your curls come with a map? I might get lost in there.”
For those perms so dense and curly, it looks like an adventure waiting to happen.
Examples:
- “Let me know when youโve found the way out of those curls.”
- “I think I saw a lost hiker in your hair.”
- “Thatโs a whole maze of curls right there.”
“Your hairโs giving me โRocky Horror Picture Showโ vibes.”
The classic, wild curls of characters in “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” are an iconic reference that fits perfectly with an untamed perm.
Examples:
- “Are you going for a Tim Curry look today?”
- “Youโre just one step away from starring in a midnight movie.”
- “Let me grab my fishnets and join in on this wild ride.”
“Looks like your hairโs auditioning for a shampoo commercial.”
Some perms are so voluminous that they look like theyโre straight out of a hair commercial, and this roast gives them that star quality while keeping it funny.
Examples:
- “Iโm waiting for the slow-motion hair flip any second now.”
- “That perm deserves its product line.”
- “Is there a wind machine following you, or is that natural?”
“Do you get extra points for those curls, or are they just a bonus?”
This roast taps into the idea that the curls are so elaborate, that they must come with some sort of reward.
Examples:
- “You mustโve hit the jackpot in the curl lottery.”
- “Those curls are a bonus feature.”
- “Did you unlock an extra hairstyle level with that perm?”
Conclusion
Roasting someone with a perm is all in good fun, and these lighthearted jabs are sure to keep the mood playful. Whether itโs comparing their curls to ramen noodles or a poodle, these roasts are designed to bring laughter without any hurt feelings. So next time someone walks in with a perm, youโll be ready with a witty comment or two!
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