Sometimes, waiting on someone who’s taking forever can test your patience, but why not have a little fun with it? Instead of the usual “hurry up,”
you can throw in some humour to lighten the mood.
Here are funny ways to tell someone to get a move on—without sounding too pushy. Let’s make waiting less boring and more amusing!
Top List Of Funny Ways to Tell Someone to “Hurry Up”
- “Are We Waiting for the Second Coming?”
- “Move Like You’ve Got a Purpose!”
- “You Moving or Hosting a Statue Convention?”
- “You’re Slower Than a Dial-Up Internet Connection.”
- “By the Time You’re Ready, We’ll Be Fossils.”
- “You’re Slower Than Molasses in Winter.”
- “Did You Forget You Have Legs?”
- “I Didn’t Know We Were Filming a Slow-Motion Movie!”
- “Do You Need a Countdown, or Are You Good?”
- “You’ve Got Two Speeds: Slow and Stop.”
- “I’ve Seen Snails with More Hustle.”
- “Should I Grab You a Cane?”
- “You’ve Got the Energy of a Tired Sloth.”
- “Are We in a Traffic Jam, or Are You Just That Slow?”
- “If You Were Any Slower, You’d Be Moving Backwards.”
- “Are You Waiting for an Invitation to Move?”
- “C’mon, You’re Not a Glacier.”
- “My Phone Charges Faster Than You Move.”
- “You’re Like a Comma in a Run-On Sentence.”
- “Hurry Up! My Coffee’s Getting Cold.”
- “If You Were Any Slower, You’d Be a Fossil.”
- “What Are You Doing, Plotting World Domination?”
- “You’re Moving at the Speed of a Tortoise.”
- “If I Had a Dollar for Every Second You Took…”
- “Should I Get a Snack While I Wait?”
1. “Are We Waiting for the Second Coming?”
This is a playful way of saying, “You’re taking forever!” It’s perfect when someone’s dragging their feet.
Examples:
- “The food’s getting cold. Are we waiting for the second coming?”
- “Are we waiting for the second coming, or can we get out of here now?”
- “Seriously, are we waiting for the second coming, or can we speed this up?”
2. “Move Like You’ve Got a Purpose!”
This one’s like giving them a motivational pep talk, but with a dash of humor.
Examples:
- “C’mon, move like you’ve got a purpose! We’re gonna be late.”
- “Let’s go! Move like you’ve got a purpose before the day’s over.”
- “Move like you’ve got a purpose, or we’ll miss the show!”
3. “You Moving or Hosting a Statue Convention?”
This one’s cheeky, implying they’re standing still like a statue.
Examples:
- “What’s going on? You moving or hosting a statue convention?”
- “Are you moving anytime soon, or are we at a statue convention?”
- “Hey, are we walking, or is this a statue convention?”
4. “You’re Slower Than a Dial-Up Internet Connection.”
Nothing says “slow” like referencing the good ol’ days of painfully slow internet speeds.
Examples:
- “You’re slower than a dial-up internet connection! Let’s go!”
- “C’mon, you’re moving slower than a 90s dial-up!”
- “Seriously, you’re as slow as dial-up. We’ve got places to be!”
5. “By the Time You’re Ready, We’ll Be Fossils.”
A great way to poke fun at how long they’re taking is by comparing it to the time it takes for fossils to form.
Examples:
- “Hurry up! By the time you’re ready, we’ll be fossils!”
- “We might turn into fossils if you don’t hurry up!”
- “At this rate, I’ll be fossilized by the time you finish!”
6. “You’re Slower Than Molasses in Winter.”
This classic phrase brings a funny visual to how slow molasses moves when it’s cold.
Examples:
- “You’re slower than molasses in winter! Speed up!”
- “I swear, you’re slower than molasses in the Arctic!”
- “You move slower than molasses in winter—let’s pick it up!”
7. “Did You Forget You Have Legs?”
A playful way to remind someone that they’re capable of moving faster.
Examples:
- “Did you forget you have legs? Let’s go!”
- “C’mon, did you forget you have legs or something?”
- “Hey, use those legs! Let’s get moving!”
8. “I Didn’t Know We Were Filming a Slow-Motion Movie!”
Tease them about how slowly they’re moving as if they’re starring in a slow-motion scene.
Examples:
- “I didn’t realize we were filming a slow-motion movie here!”
- “Are we in a slow-motion movie, or are you just that slow?”
- “Let’s go! Unless you’re auditioning for a slow-motion film?”
9. “Do You Need a Countdown, or Are You Good?”
This one adds a little pressure with some lighthearted humour like you’re about to start counting down for them.
Examples:
- “Do you need a countdown, or can you hurry up on your own?”
- “Should I start a countdown to help you move faster?”
- “Do you need a countdown, or are we moving anytime soon?”
10. “You’ve Got Two Speeds: Slow and Stop.”
Pointing out that their two speeds are “slow” and “stop” is a funny way to motivate them.
Examples:
- “You’ve got two speeds: slow and stop, and I need neither!”
- “Let’s go! You’re stuck between slow and stop!”
- “I can’t tell if you’re on slow or stop—let’s pick one and go!”
11. “I’ve Seen Snails with More Hustle.”
Everyone knows snails are slow, so comparing someone to a snail adds a hilarious touch.
Examples:
- “Hurry up! I’ve seen snails with more hustle than you!”
- “Move faster! Even snails are beating you right now.”
- “You’ve got less hustle than a snail. Let’s pick it up!”
12. “Should I Grab You a Cane?”
A playful way to imply that they’re moving like an old person who might need help walking.
Examples:
- “Should I grab you a cane, or are you going to hurry up?”
- “At this rate, I might need to get you a cane to help you move.”
- “You need a cane to speed things up, or are you good?”
13. “You’ve Got the Energy of a Tired Sloth.”
Sloths are known for being slow, and adding “tired” makes it even funnier.
Examples:
- “C’mon! You’ve got the energy of a tired sloth!”
- “I’ve seen sloths move faster than you. Hurry up!”
- “Let’s go, tired sloth! We’re burning daylight here.”
14. “Are We in a Traffic Jam, or Are You Just That Slow?”
Implying they’re moving as slow as cars stuck in traffic is both funny and relatable.
Examples:
- “What’s going on? Are we in a traffic jam or what?”
- “You’re slower than a traffic jam—let’s go!”
- “It’s like I’m stuck in traffic just waiting for you.”
15. “If You Were Any Slower, You’d Be Moving Backwards.”
Highlighting their slowness by joking that they might as well be moving in reverse.
Examples:
- “If you were any slower, you’d be moving backwards!”
- “Hurry up! If you get any slower, you’ll be going in reverse!”
- “Are you sure you’re not moving in reverse?”
16. “Are You Waiting for an Invitation to Move?”
Implying that they need a special invitation to hurry up is both cheeky and effective.
Examples:
- “Do you need an invitation to move, or can we go?”
- “Are we waiting for a formal invitation to start walking?”
- “Should I send you an invite to hurry up?”
17. “C’mon, You’re Not a Glacier.”
Comparing their speed to a glacier’s slow movement through time.
Examples:
- “Hurry up! You’re not a glacier; you can move faster.”
- “Move like a human, not a glacier!”
- “C’mon, glaciers move faster than this!”
18. “My Phone Charges Faster Than You Move.”
Pointing out that they’re slower than the time it takes to charge a phone adds some modern-day humour.
Examples:
- “You’re slower than my phone charging—let’s go!”
- “My phone charges faster than you get ready.”
- “Hurry up! My phone charges faster than you move!”
19. “You’re Like a Comma in a Run-On Sentence.”
This one’s perfect for anyone who loves a little grammar humour. It compares their slowness to a pause in a never-ending sentence.
Examples:
- “C’mon, you’re like a comma in a run-on sentence—let’s go!”
- “Move faster! You’re the comma slowing everything down.”
- “I didn’t know I was waiting on a comma in a run-on!”
20. “Hurry Up! My Coffee’s Getting Cold.”
Nothing motivates you like the thought of a cold cup of coffee—especially when you’re looking forward to it!
Examples:
- “Hurry up! My coffee’s getting cold, and I can’t have that!”
- “Let’s go! My coffee is on the verge of being ice!”
- “C’mon, I can’t let my coffee get cold waiting for you!”
21. “If You Were Any Slower, You’d Be a Fossil.”
Bringing back the fossil reference for a dramatic and funny finish.
Examples:
- “If you were any slower, you’d be a fossil! Let’s move!”
- “Hurry up, or we’ll turn into fossils waiting for you!”
- “If you get any slower, you’ll be a fossil for sure!”
22. “What Are You Doing, Plotting World Domination?”
This funny line suggests that their slow pace must mean they have some grand plans.
Examples:
- “What are you doing, plotting world domination over there?”
- “C’mon, are you plotting world domination, or can we go?”
- “Are you formulating a plan for world domination while I wait?”
23. “You’re Moving at the Speed of a Tortoise.”
Using another classic slow-moving creature to motivate them is always effective.
Examples:
- “Hurry up! You’re moving at the speed of a tortoise!”
- “You’ve got the pace of a tortoise—let’s pick it up!”
- “C’mon! Let’s go before you turn into a tortoise!”
24. “If I Had a Dollar for Every Second You Took…”
This one adds a humorous twist to the waiting game, implying you’d be rich by now.
Examples:
- “If I had a dollar for every second you took, I’d be rich by now!”
- “Honestly, if I had a dollar for every moment you make me wait…”
- “If I got paid for this wait, I could buy a yacht!”
25. “Should I Get a Snack While I Wait?”
Lightening the mood by suggesting you might as well grab a snack while waiting for them to hurry up.
Examples:
- “Should I get a snack while I wait for you to move?”
- “Hey, I might as well get a snack at this rate!”
- “Do you need me to grab a snack while I wait for you?”
Conclusion
Waiting doesn’t have to be boring or frustrating! Use these funny phrases next time someone’s taking their sweet time, and enjoy the laughter that comes with it. After all, life’s too short not to have a little fun—even while waiting!
𝐈’𝐦 𝐎𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚 𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 “𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐬 “𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐞 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐨𝐫. 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬. 𝐈 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐮𝐧𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞. 𝐀𝐭 “𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐬” 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬. 𝐃𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐝𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐨𝐫.
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