Sometimes people ask if you’re “high” when youโre acting a bit strange, tired, or just goofy. Instead of taking it too seriously, why not hit them with a funny response? Below are witty replies to keep the conversation lighthearted.
Top List Of Funny Responses to Tell Someone to Stop Singing
- “Is that a song or a cat in distress?”
- “Do you need a lifeguard? Because youโre drowning in notes!”
- “I think my ears just filed for a restraining order!”
- “Are you singing or performing a witchโs spell?”
- “Youโre one note away from a musical disaster!”
- “I didnโt realize we were hosting a karaoke night!”
- “I love your enthusiasm, but my ears need a break!”
- “Is that the sound of my sanity leaving?”
- “Congratulations, youโve officially shattered my peace!”
- “That song sounds better in my head.”
- “Youโre giving my ears a workout, and Iโm not ready for that!”
- “Wow, I didnโt know we had a wannabe pop star!”
- “I didnโt know it was โScreeching Dayโ!”
- “Youโve officially broken my concentration!”
- “Is this a musical or a comedy show?”
- “Are you trying to summon the spirits?”
- “Letโs keep the concert to a minimum, shall we?”
- “Did you just break the sound barrier?”
- “Youโre making my ears bleed!”
- “Maybe we should stick to humming?”
- “Wow, I didnโt know you were practising for a talent show!”
- “Did you just break the sound barrier?”
1. “Only on life, my friend!”
Why not flip it into something positive? Youโre not high on anything but the pure joy of living.
- Example 1: After laughing uncontrollably at a bad joke.
- Example 2: When you’re extra energetic on a Monday morning.
- Example 3: When you seem too happy for a gloomy day.
2. “No, but Iโm high on your good looks!”
Turn it into a playful compliment, catching them off guard with some flattery.
- Example 1: When you’re out with friends at a party.
- Example 2: After they compliment you first.
- Example 3: While hanging out with your crush.
3. “Nah, just oxygen.”
Keep it simple and relatable, because who doesnโt enjoy a good breath of fresh air?
- Example 1: After a heavy sigh in the middle of a conversation.
- Example 2: When you’re unusually quiet during a road trip.
- Example 3: After zoning out at work or school.
4. “No, just highly caffeinated!”
If coffee is your real vice, this response makes perfect sense.
- Example 1: After downing three cups of espresso.
- Example 2: When youโre hyper and jittery from too much caffeine.
- Example 3: During an all-nighter with lots of coffee.
5. “Only on Tuesdays.”
Random, funny, and just vague enough to leave them scratching their head.
- Example 1: When asked on any day except Tuesday.
- Example 2: When you’re unusually weird on a random day.
- Example 3: Right after they ask you out of the blue.
6. “No, but Iโm spaced out!”
Blame it on your mind wandering instead of any substances.
- Example 1: After daydreaming during a meeting.
- Example 2: When you’re caught staring into space.
- Example 3: When you’ve been distracted in a conversation.
7. “Not high, just at a higher level of thinking!”
Pretend youโre just on another intellectual plane, even if you’re just zoning out.
- Example 1: When you’re lost in deep thought.
- Example 2: While reading a book someone interrupts.
- Example 3: After pondering an existential question.
8. “Nope, just high on bad decisions!”
This oneโs for when you know youโve been making questionable choices, but youโre owning it.
- Example 1: After ordering way too much food.
- Example 2: While binge-watching TV at 3 AM.
- Example 3: When you’re late because you hit snooze 10 times.
9. “Nah, Iโm just naturally weird!”
Embrace your quirks and let them know this is the real you.
- Example 1: After pulling off a strange dance move.
- Example 2: When you randomly start singing in public.
- Example 3: After saying something off the wall during a serious talk.
10. “No, but Iโm flying high on good vibes!”
Spread the positivity with this feel-good reply.
- Example 1: After an awesome concert or party.
- Example 2: When youโre just in a really good mood.
- Example 3: After receiving good news.
11. “Iโm not high, Iโm just seeing things from a new perspective!”
This clever response sounds deep, even though you’re just deflecting the question.
- Example 1: When someone asks during a philosophical conversation.
- Example 2: After expressing a wild idea.
- Example 3: While discussing abstract art.
12. “Iโm only high on lifeโs disappointments!”
This is for the sarcastic crowd when you’re embracing the chaos of life.
- Example 1: After a frustrating day at work.
- Example 2: When things just keep going wrong.
- Example 3: After burning dinner for the third time.
13. “Nah, just high on your nonsense!”
Turn the tables on them with a playful accusation.
- Example 1: After theyโve been telling ridiculous stories.
- Example 2: When they’ve asked you something silly.
- Example 3: When theyโre the ones acting goofy.
14. “Only high on these crazy gas prices!”
A bit of humour for the current times, poking fun at the cost of living.
- Example 1: After a long commute.
- Example 2: While talking about the economy.
- Example 3: At the gas station, complaining about the prices.
15. “No, but Iโm high on energy drinks!”
For those moments when youโre more jittery than usual thanks to caffeine.
- Example 1: After chugging a Red Bull.
- Example 2: At 2 AM while gaming.
- Example 3: During a long road trip.
16. “Nope, just floating through lifeโs chaos!”
A poetic way to say you’re just rolling with the punches.
- Example 1: When life feels a bit overwhelming.
- Example 2: After a particularly weird day.
- Example 3: When you’re calmly handling chaos around you.
17. “I wishโI’d be having more fun!”
This playful response adds a bit of humour without actually condoning anything.
- Example 1: After a boring day at the office.
- Example 2: When you’re stuck at a dull family gathering.
- Example 3: During a slow moment at an event.
18. “No, but my brainโs taking a nap!”
A lighthearted way to say you’re just not fully present in the moment.
- Example 1: When you’re tired but still pushing through.
- Example 2: After a long day of work.
- Example 3: When you canโt focus in class.
19. “Nope, Iโm just allergic to common sense.”
A self-deprecating response that lets you laugh at yourself.
- Example 1: After making a silly mistake.
- Example 2: When someone points out your clumsiness.
- Example 3: After giving an offbeat answer to a serious question.
20. “Nah, but Iโm definitely on another planet!”
For when youโre feeling out of it and need a fun way to explain it.
- Example 1: After staying up too late the night before.
- Example 2: When youโre mentally checked out at a meeting.
- Example 3: After spending hours on a creative project.
21. “No, just tripping over my thoughts!”
A quirky way to explain being lost in your mind.
- Example 1: When someone catches you staring off into space.
- Example 2: After being asked a question you didnโt hear.
- Example 3: When you’re trying to multitask and failing.
22. “Nope, just riding the wave of confusion!”
Embrace the chaos with this funny and relatable response.
- Example 1: After a long day of confusing tasks.
- Example 2: When youโve been given conflicting instructions.
- Example 3: In the middle of a complex conversation.
Conclusion
There you have itโ funny responses to the classic “Are you high?” question! Whether youโre feeling silly, tired, or just in a weird mood, these responses will help you keep the conversation lighthearted and amusing. Save them for the next time someone hits you with this question, and watch the laughter unfold!
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