When someone asks, “What would you like for Christmas?” itโs your chance to get creative, funny, or even flirty with your answer! Whether youโre aiming to surprise, amuse, or confuse, the response you give can be more memorable than the gift itself. Below, Iโve compiled unique responses that will help you stand out and keep the holiday spirit lighthearted.
Letโs dive into some witty, playful, and clever replies that will keep everyone entertained!
Top List Of Responses to “What Would You Like for Christmas?”
- Surprise me!
- A vacation to somewhere warm.
- Your eternal friendship.
- An all-you-can-eat buffet.
- World peace.
- A winning lottery ticket.
- A lifetime supply of coffee.
- A dragon.
- A personal chef.
- A year of free massages.
- An extra day in the week.
- Your best dad joke.
- A pet sloth.
- A teleportation device.
- A time machine.
- A unicorn.
- A nap.
- A magical wardrobe.
- A snow machine.
- An extra-large pizza.
- A self-cleaning house.
- A puppy.
- A clone of myself.
- A lifetime Netflix subscription.
- A blanket fort.
1. “Surprise me!”
This response puts the pressure back on them, making it fun to see what they come up with. Youโre letting them get creative, so their choice feels extra special.
Examples:
- “Surprise meโjust no live animals, please!”
- “Go wild, surprise me! I trust your impeccable taste.”
- “Iโm all about the element of surprise this year.”
2. “A vacation to somewhere warm.”
Because who doesnโt dream of escaping the winter chill? This answer can either be a joke or an actual wishlist item.
Examples:
- “Just a quick trip to Hawaii, nothing too fancy.”
- “How about a beach in the Maldives? I’ll even pack my sunscreen.”
- “Iโd settle for a sunny weekend getaway.”
3. “Your eternal friendship.”
This is perfect if you want to be cheeky and heartfelt at the same time. It lets them know you value them without focusing on material items.
Examples:
- “I already have everything I need, just your eternal friendship!”
- “Iโll settle for your unwavering companionship.”
- “Iโm good with your friendshipโฆ unless youโre offering a yacht?”
4. “An all-you-can-eat buffet.”
This oneโs for the foodies out there. If youโve got a love for good eats, this will get some chuckles.
Examples:
- “How about an all-you-can-eat taco buffet?”
- “If it includes endless pizza, sign me up!”
- “Iโll take a lifetime supply of donuts, thanks.”
5. “World peace.”
Always a classic, this answer makes you seem thoughtful while playfully dodging the question.
Examples:
- “Just world peace and maybe a puppy.”
- “World peaceโฆ or at least peace during family dinners.”
- “Oh, you know, nothing too bigโjust world peace.”
6. “A winning lottery ticket.”
Why not dream big? This response is both humorous and a hint at those million-dollar dreams.
Examples:
- “Just a little winning lottery ticket will do.”
- “If you can get me the jackpot, Iโm set for life!”
- “How about a scratch-off ticket with guaranteed winnings?”
7. “A lifetime supply of coffee.”
For caffeine lovers, this is the ultimate wishlist itemโfuel for life!
Examples:
- “Iโll take enough coffee to get me through next year, please.”
- “Just one giant coffee IV drip would be perfect.”
- “How about a lifetime Starbucks membership?”
8. “A dragon.”
This oneโs whimsical and makes it clear youโre not asking for something realistic. Perfect for fantasy lovers!
Examples:
- “A dragon would be nice, but Iโll settle for a unicorn.”
- “Just a dragon, nothing too extravagant.”
- “If you can’t find a dragon, a pet phoenix will work.”
9. “A personal chef.”
For those who prefer to have meals cooked for them, this is the ultimate dream gift.
Examples:
- “Just a personal chef to handle all my meals. No biggie.”
- “Iโm thinking of a chef that specializes in five-course meals daily.”
- “A chef who makes perfect mac and cheese? Yes, please.”
10. “A year of free massages.”
Who wouldnโt want endless relaxation? This answer screams luxury.
Examples:
- “Iโd love a yearโs worth of massages. My back could use it!”
- “How about a spa day every month for the next year?”
- “Massagesโjust enough to undo all the holiday stress.”
11. “An extra day in the week.”
Because who doesnโt need more time? This response is for those who feel like thereโs never enough time in the day.
Examples:
- “How about an extra Saturday, just for me?”
- “If you can squeeze in another Friday, Iโm sold.”
- “I could use a 25-hour day at least once a week!”
12. “Your best dad joke.”
If youโre looking for a laugh, ask for a joke instead of a physical gift. Itโs unexpected and fun.
Examples:
- “Iโll take your finest dad joke, please.”
- “How about you gift me the worst pun youโve got?”
- “Surprise me with a joke so bad, itโs good!”
13. “A pet sloth.”
For animal lovers who want something a little quirky, a pet sloth makes for a funny request.
Examples:
- “How about a pet sloth named Larry?”
- “If sloths are out of stock, a baby penguin will do.”
- “Iโve always wanted a pet slothโtheyโre so chill.”
14. “A teleportation device.”
This oneโs for the sci-fi fans. Who doesnโt wish they could teleport?
Examples:
- “A teleportation device to skip holiday traffic, please.”
- “Iโll take a teleportation machine to make Monday mornings easier.”
- “Imagine the trips I could take with a teleportation device!”
15. “A time machine.”
Another futuristic dream gift, a time machine can spark conversations about where youโd travel.
Examples:
- “A time machine, so I can redo all those missed opportunities!”
- “If you have a time machine, Iโll take it. No questions asked.”
- “I could use a time machine to avoid the Christmas rush.”
16. “A unicorn.”
Why not aim for the magical and mythical? Itโs a playful way to keep the mood light.
Examples:
- “Iโll take a unicorn in rainbow colors, please.”
- “If Santa can swing it, Iโd love a unicorn named Sparkles.”
- “Just a unicorn this year. I was good, I promise.”
17. “A nap.”
Sometimes, all you really need is some rest. This simple response is relatable.
Examples:
- “Honestly, Iโll settle for a nap.”
- “A full 8-hour nap sounds perfect right now.”
- “How about the gift of uninterrupted sleep?”
18. “A magical wardrobe.”
Inspired by Narnia, this whimsical gift is perfect for fantasy lovers.
Examples:
- “Iโll take a wardrobe that leads to a magical land, thanks.”
- “If it has secret worlds inside, count me in!”
- “How about a wardrobe that takes me straight to my dream vacation?”
19. “A snow machine.”
For those who love winter, this is a fun way to ask for a white Christmas.
Examples:
- “How about a snow machine to guarantee a white Christmas?”
- “If it doesnโt snow, Iโll need my own personal snowmaker.”
- “A snow machine for endless snowball fights sounds good to me.”
20. “An extra-large pizza.”
Simple, delicious, and always welcome. Everyone loves pizza, so why not?
Examples:
- “How about an extra-large pizza with all the toppings?”
- “Pizza delivery on Christmas Day? Yes, please.”
- “Iโll take the biggest pizza you can find.”
21. “A self-cleaning house.”
Perfect for the neat freaks who want their house clean without any effort.
Examples:
- “Iโll take a self-cleaning house this year!”
- “A house that tidies itself sounds like the dream.”
- “How about a cleaning robot that handles everything for me?”
22. “A puppy.”
For the animal lovers who want a fluffy new friend, this oneโs a classic.
Examples:
- “Iโll take a puppy with a big red bow, please.”
- “How about a puppy to keep me company this Christmas?”
- “If itโs cute and fluffy, Iโm in.”
23. “A clone of myself.”
Who wouldnโt want an extra pair of hands? This response is both funny and practical.
Examples:
- “A clone of me to handle all the Christmas shopping would be perfect.”
- “I need a clone to help me with holiday cooking.”
- “How about a second me to help clean up after the party?”
24. “A lifetime Netflix subscription.”
For the binge-watcher in all of us, this is the perfect holiday request.
Examples:
- “How about a lifetime of Netflix, so I never run out of shows?”
- “Iโd love unlimited Netflix and snacks to go with it.”
- “If Netflix comes with endless popcorn, Iโm in!”
25. “A blanket fort.”
Sometimes, all you want is to be cozy. This playful request takes you back to childhood.
Examples:
- “Iโd love a cozy blanket fort with fairy lights!”
- “How about we build a giant blanket fort for Christmas morning?”
- “A blanket fort, hot cocoa, and a movie sounds like the best gift ever.”
Conclusion
Whether youโre being playful, practical, or downright funny, answering the question โWhat would you like for Christmas?โ is a chance to let your personality shine. From asking for the whimsical to the realistic, these responses are sure to bring some extra holiday cheer. So next time someone asks, youโll have just the right answer to keep the conversation light and festive!
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