Weโve all been thereโsomeone hits you with the question, โWhat do you want from me?โ Whether playful, serious or just a bit dramatic, this question can sometimes leave you searching for the perfect comeback.
ย Instead of scrambling for words, why not throw in some humour? Hereโs a list of funny responses you can whip out to keep things light and entertaining.
Top List Of Funny Responses to “What Do You Want from Me?”
- “World peace. Too much to ask?”
- “Your Netflix password.”
- “A pony.”
- “Unlimited pizza. Duh.”
- “Just your eternal loyalty.”
- “A time machine would be cool.”
- “For you to guess what Iโm thinking. Go on.”
- “For you to laugh at all my jokes.”
- “A map to Atlantis.”
- “Your best dance moves.”
- “To hear your life story. In song form.”
- “For you to break into interpretive dance.”
- “A vacation to Hawaii.”
- “To solve the mysteries of the universe.”
- “For you to finish my sentences.”
- “For you to finally admit Iโm right.”
- “The ability to teleport.”
- “A personal chef would be great.”
- “A lifetime supply of chocolate.”
- “For you to sing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’.”
1. “World peace. Too much to ask?”
Ah, the classic beauty queen response. This oneโs perfect for adding humor while keeping things light-hearted.
Examples:
- “Just world peace and maybe a sandwich.”
- “World peaceโand maybe a winning lottery ticket?”
- “Is world peace too clichรฉ? How about a taco?”
2. “Your Netflix password.”
In the age of streaming, sharing a Netflix password feels like modern love.
Examples:
- “You know, just the keys to your Netflix account.”
- “Your Netflix loginโalso, no judgment on your watch history.”
- “Your Netflix password or I’ll settle for Hulu.”
3. “A pony.”
Because deep down, donโt we all want a pony?
Examples:
- “Isnโt it obvious? I want a pony!”
- “Iโve been asking for a pony since I was 5. This seems like the right time.”
- “A pony would be great. Oh, and maybe a farm to go with it.”
4. “Unlimited pizza. Duh.”
Who can say no to pizza? Itโs the universal love language.
Examples:
- “Pizza. Preferably with extra cheese.”
- “How about a lifetime supply of pizza?”
- “Unlimited pizza and no questions asked.”
5. “Just your eternal loyalty.”
It’s a little over the top, but it will make them chuckle.
Examples:
- “Your undying loyalty. Is that too much to ask?”
- “I mean, Iโd settle for a snack, but eternal loyalty sounds good.”
- “Nothing big, just a lifetime of devotion.”
6. “A time machine would be cool.”
Everyone could use a time machine, right?
Examples:
- “A time machine, so I can undo all my awkward moments.”
- “Honestly, a time machine would solve most of my problems.”
- “If you have a time machine, weโre golden.”
7. “For you to guess what Iโm thinking. Go on.”
Turn the tables and make them work for it!
Examples:
- “I want you to guess what Iโm thinking. Start guessing!”
- “You tell me what I want, and weโll see if youโre right.”
- “Iโm thinking of something. Care to take a guess?”
8. “For you to laugh at all my jokes.”
Validation is key, people!
Examples:
- “Just laugh at all my jokes, and weโre good.”
- “I expect a hearty laugh every time I say something remotely funny.”
- “All I ask is that you find me hilarious.”
9. “A map to Atlantis.”
Because who doesnโt want to find a mythical city?
Examples:
- “Iโve always wanted to find Atlantis. Got a map?”
- “Just the location of Atlantis, no biggie.”
- “You donโt happen to have directions to Atlantis, do you?”
10. “Your best dance moves.”
Sometimes, all you need is a little dance-off.
Examples:
- “Show me your best dance move, and weโll call it even.”
- “Just hit me with your signature dance move.”
- “Nothing much, just a dance battle.”
11. “To hear your life story. In song form.”
Turn the question into an impromptu musical!
Examples:
- “Sing me your life storyโBroadway style.”
- “Your life story, but make it a musical.”
- “Iโd like your autobiography in song form, please.”
12. “For you to break into interpretive dance.”
Why answer seriously when you can request an interpretive dance?
Examples:
- “How about an interpretive dance? Thatโll do.”
- “I just need you to express your feelings in dance.”
- “An interpretive dance seems like the right move here.”
13. “A vacation to Hawaii.”
Who doesnโt want a sunny getaway?
Examples:
- “A trip to Hawaii would be nice.”
- “Iโm thinking of a vacation. Hawaii sounds great.”
- “I could use some beach time in Hawaii.”
14. “To solve the mysteries of the universe.”
Letโs get deep and philosophical, shall we?
Examples:
- “I just want to understand the universe, is that too much?”
- “How about we figure out why weโre here? Just casual.”
- “The mysteries of the universe, but Iโd settle for lunch.”
15. “For you to finish my sentences.”
Mind-reading is key to any relationship.
Examples:
- “I want you to finish all my sentencesโgo ahead, try.”
- “You know what I want. Finish my sentence!”
- “If you could just finish my sentences, thatโd be great.”
16. “For you to finally admit Iโm right.”
Sometimes, all we want is validation.
Examples:
- “Admit it. Iโm right.”
- “Iโve been waiting for you to say Iโm right.”
- “Just admit Iโm right, and we can move on.”
17. “The ability to teleport.”
Itโs the superpower we all secretly crave.
Examples:
- “If I could teleport, my life would be complete.”
- “Iโd love the ability to teleport anywhere at any time.”
- “Teleportation would simplify things.”
18. “A personal chef would be great.”
Who wouldnโt love gourmet meals on demand?
Examples:
- “A personal chef to cook all my meals, please.”
- “Iโd like a five-star chef at my beck and call.”
- “Someone to cook for me every day would be perfect.”
19. “A lifetime supply of chocolate.”
Sometimes, the simplest things bring the most joy.
Examples:
- “Chocolate. I want all the chocolate.”
- “Just a lifetime supply of chocolateโno big deal.”
- “Chocolate. Lots and lots of chocolate.”
20. “For you to sing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’.”
What better way to lighten the mood than with some Queen?
Examples:
- “Sing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ from start to finish.”
- “I wonโt rest until you sing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’.”
- “Hit me with some Queen, and weโll be good.”
Conclusion
When someone asks, โWhat do you want from me?โ youโll be ready with a quick, funny, and sometimes absurd comeback. Whether youโre keeping things lighthearted or just throwing in some humour, these responses are guaranteed to entertain and keep the conversation going.
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