23 Funny Responses to “Smash Or Pass”

“Smash or Pass” is a playful game that often leads to fun conversations and laughter among friends. It allows you to express your attraction—or lack thereof—in a humorous way. But what if you could take your responses up a notch? Here are 23 funny responses that will not only keep the game exciting but also showcase your witty side!

Top List Of Funny Responses to “Smash Or Pass”

1. “Smash, but only if you bring snacks!”
2. “Pass, but I’ll still send you a postcard.”
3. “Smash! Are you kidding? Who would pass on this?”
4. “Pass! I’m on a strict no-regret diet.”
5. “Smash, but only after a thorough background check!”
6. “Pass! My heart can’t handle the pressure!”
7. “Smash! As long as there’s a fire exit nearby.”
8. “Pass! I can’t date someone who doesn’t love pizza.”
9. “Smash! I’ve got a reputation to maintain!”
10. “Pass! Not enough coffee in the world for that!”
11. “Smash! But only if you can handle my weirdness!”
12. “Pass! My mom would disapprove!”
13. “Smash! Let’s make it a group activity!”
14. “Pass! But I’ll give you a high-five instead!”
15. “Smash! But only if you promise to make me laugh!”
16. “Pass! I’m saving myself for the next season of my favorite show!”
17. “Smash! Just remember, I come with a lot of baggage!”
18. “Pass! I can’t risk ruining our friendship!”
19. “Smash! But only after I see your dance moves!”
20. “Pass! I’ve got my eyes on someone… else!”
21. “Smash! But only if we can binge-watch Netflix together!”
22. “Pass! Too much drama in my life already!”
23. “Smash! But only if you’re cool with my cat!”

1. “Smash, but only if you bring snacks!”

Everyone knows the way to a heart is through snacks. This response lightens the mood while adding a playful twist.

• “I’ll definitely smash, especially if there are chips involved!”
• “Just promise me some cookies, and we’re good to go!”
• “Snack time is the best time. Count me in!”

2. “Pass, but I’ll still send you a postcard.”

This clever comeback keeps it light-hearted, showing that you’re still friendly.

• “You can’t rush love, but I’ll be thinking of you!”
• “Maybe one day in the future! Postcards only!”
• “I’ll be rooting for you from afar!”

3. “Smash! Are you kidding? Who would pass on this?”

A confident response that brings a cheeky attitude to the game.

• “I mean, have you seen me? Totally smashing!”
• “Who would ever pass on this opportunity?”
• “This is a no-brainer—smash all the way!”

4. “Pass! I’m on a strict no-regret diet.”

This humorous excuse can leave the other person laughing while keeping it cheeky.

• “No regrets here! I’m sticking to my diet!”
• “It’s a solid life choice to pass today!”
• “Gotta maintain my principles!”

5. “Smash, but only after a thorough background check!”

This adds a playful twist of seriousness, creating an unexpected mix.

• “Background checks are essential in today’s world!”
• “Don’t worry, I’ll let you know my findings!”
• “Just gotta make sure you’re not a catfish!”

6. “Pass! My heart can’t handle the pressure!”

A fun way to express that you’re not quite ready to dive in.

• “Too many emotions to handle right now!”
• “I’m like a balloon; too much pressure could burst me!”
• “My heart is on a break—sorry!”

7. “Smash! As long as there’s a fire exit nearby.”

This one is funny because it implies that you’re ready for anything—just in case!

• “Safety first! Always have an escape plan!”
• “I’m in, but I’m also prepared!”
• “Let’s keep it safe and fun!”

8. “Pass! I can’t date someone who doesn’t love pizza.”

A classic response that’s both funny and relatable.

• “Pizza is life! Gotta have that as a requirement!”
• “Sorry, pizza lovers only in my book!”
• “If you can’t appreciate pizza, I’m out!”

9. “Smash! I’ve got a reputation to maintain!”

This adds a bit of self-deprecating humor that can be very charming.

• “I’m too fabulous to pass!”
• “Maintaining my smasher status over here!”
• “Let’s keep my reputation intact!”

10. “Pass! Not enough coffee in the world for that!”

A light-hearted excuse that everyone can relate to.

• “I’m only half awake; can we try later?”
• “I need a caffeine boost before I make any decisions!”
• “No coffee, no commitment!”

11. “Smash! But only if you can handle my weirdness!”

This shows that you’re fun and confident about your quirks.

• “Weirdness is part of the package—are you ready?”
• “If you can handle my dance moves, we’re set!”
• “I come with a side of weird—hope you can keep up!”

12. “Pass! My mom would disapprove!”

This playful jab adds humor while being cheeky.

• “Sorry, my mom has strict dating guidelines!”
• “She’s been keeping tabs on me—better not!”
• “No way I’m facing her wrath!”

13. “Smash! Let’s make it a group activity!”

This response is a clever way to keep it light and fun.

• “The more, the merrier, right?”
• “Let’s turn this into a party!”
• “Why not make it a squad thing?”

14. “Pass! But I’ll give you a high-five instead!”

This keeps things friendly and non-committal while adding humor.

• “High-fives are way less stressful!”
• “Let’s stick to friend vibes—high-five me!”
• “A friendly gesture is better than a romantic one!”

15. “Smash! But only if you promise to make me laugh!”

This adds an emotional connection while keeping it light-hearted.

• “Humor is the key to my heart!”
• “If you can crack jokes, we’re in business!”
• “I’ll take laughter over anything else!”

16. “Pass! I’m saving myself for the next season of my favorite show!”

A clever excuse that’s relatable and funny.

• “My favorite show comes first—sorry!”
• “Priorities, right? I can’t miss it!”
• “Let’s catch up after the season finale!”

17. “Smash! Just remember, I come with a lot of baggage!”

A self-aware response that adds humor.

• “I’m bringing my quirks and my cats!”
• “Expect the unexpected with me!”
• “Just be ready for my antics!”

18. “Pass! I can’t risk ruining our friendship!”

A heartfelt response that keeps the vibe friendly.

• “I value our friendship too much!”
• “Better to keep it platonic, right?”
• “Friendship is a treasure; let’s protect it!”

19. “Smash! But only after I see your dance moves!”

This adds an element of fun and playfulness.

• “Let’s see those moves before I decide!”
• “Dancing skills can seal the deal!”
• “I need a performance before we smash!”

20. “Pass! I’ve got my eyes on someone… else!”

A humorous excuse that hints at interest without being too serious.

• “Sorry, my heart’s taken elsewhere!”
• “I’ve got a crush already—so close!”
• “Let’s not complicate things!”

21. “Smash! But only if we can binge-watch Netflix together!”

This playful response combines romance with a love for relaxation.

• “I’ll bring the popcorn if you bring the shows!”
• “Binge-watching is the perfect date!”
• “Let’s stay in and cuddle up to some good TV!”

22. “Pass! Too much drama in my life already!”

A light-hearted way to express your current state.

• “Drama-free is the way to be!”
• “Let’s keep things simple for now!”
• “I can’t handle more chaos, thanks!”

23. “Smash! But only if you’re cool with my cat!”

This adds a humorous twist about your feline friend.

• “My cat gets first dibs on my affection!”
• “If you can handle my cat, we’re golden!”
• “Let’s see if my cat approves of you!”

24. “Pass! I’m in a committed relationship with my couch!”

A funny excuse that everyone can relate to.

• “My couch and I have been through a lot!”
• “Netflix and chill with my couch is my jam!”
• “Couch potato life for me—sorry!”

25. “Smash! But only if you promise to share your fries!”

This playful response mixes romance with a love for food.

• “Fries are the ultimate love language!”
• “If fries are on the table, count me in!”
• “Let’s make it a fry-sharing situation!”

Conclusion

Using humor in responses to “Smash or Pass” can elevate the game and create a more enjoyable experience. These funny comebacks not only showcase your wit but also keep the mood light and playful. 

So the next time someone throws this question your way, don’t hesitate to use these hilarious responses and keep the fun rolling!

Ella Rose

𝐈’𝐦 Ella Rose 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 “𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐬 ” 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐞 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐨𝐫. 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬. 𝐈 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐮𝐧𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞. 𝐀𝐭 “𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐬” 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬. 𝐃𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐝𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐨𝐫.