“Never say never.” Itโs that clichรฉ phrase people throw around whenever they want to sound wise or keep the door open to endless possibilities. But how do you respond when someone pulls out this overused nugget of advice?
Whether you want to be funny, thoughtful, or downright sarcastic, having a great comeback is key. Here are responses you can use the next time someone says, โNever say never.โ
Top List Of Responses to “Never Say Never”
- “Well, I just said it twice.”
- “Challenge accepted!”
- “Does that include saying โneverโ?”
- “I prefer โalwaysโ.”
- “Unless it’s about kale, then definitely say never.”
- “Is that a rule or just a suggestion?”
- “Unless you’re Justin Bieber.”
- “Is this some reverse psychology thing?”
- “I never thought I’d hear that one again.”
- “Iโll take my chances.”
- “What if I like saying it?”
- “What about maybe?”
- “Did Yoda teach you that?”
- “But you just said it!”
- “I never say always.”
- “Iโd rather say it now and regret it later.”
- “Let me just write it down a few times.”
- “Whatโs life without a little rebellion?”
- “Guess I’m living on the edge.”
- “What if I already did?”
1. “Well, I just said it twice.”
Sometimes, the irony is the best form of humour. By pointing out that they’ve said “never” twice, you’re playfully highlighting the contradiction.
Examples:
- “Funny you should say that because youโve already said it… twice.”
- “Oh, but you just broke your own rule!”
- “So, are we starting this conversation over?”
2. “Challenge accepted!”
Why not embrace it like a dare? Make it seem like youโre up for breaking boundaries.
Examples:
- “Oh, I’m going to say ‘never’ now!”
- “Watch me prove you wrong.”
- “You know I love a challenge!”
3. “Does that include saying โneverโ?”
Point out the logical loophole. Itโs playful and a little clever but gets the message across.
Examples:
- “Soโฆ does that mean I canโt even say ‘never’ once?”
- “Are we banning the word altogether now?”
- “What happens if I do say it?”
4. “I prefer โalwaysโ.”
Give them a taste of positivity! By offering “always” as an alternative, you bring a more hopeful vibe.
Examples:
- “How about we aim for ‘always’ instead?”
- “Sounds too negative. Letโs go with โforeverโ.”
- “Optimism is keyโletโs say โalwaysโ.”
5. “Unless it’s about kale, then definitely say never.”
Food can be divisive, and kale is the perfect punchline for a witty retort.
Examples:
- “Except when it comes to kale, then itโs an absolute no.”
- “Nope, Iโm sticking to never when it comes to kale.”
- “But never on kale, right?”
6. “Is that a rule or just a suggestion?”
Sometimes ambiguity can spark a fun debate. This answer lets you question their authority on the subject.
Examples:
- “Are we taking this as law now?”
- “Iโm gonna need some clarification here.”
- “Is there a penalty for breaking this rule?”
7. “Unless you’re Justin Bieber.”
Why not bring in the iconic Justin Bieber song? It’s the perfect pop culture reference to keep things light.
Examples:
- “Are we quoting Bieber now?”
- “I see youโve been listening to Justin lately.”
- “Ah, the timeless wisdom of Bieber.”
8. “Is this some reverse psychology thing?”
Maybe theyโre trying to trick you into saying “never”? Turn it into a fun little psychological game.
Examples:
- “Are you trying to Jedi-mind-trick me?”
- “Sounds like a sneaky way to get me to say it.”
- “So, is this a trap?”
9. “I never thought I’d hear that one again.”
Lean into sarcasm with this response, acknowledging the overuse of the phrase.
Examples:
- “Wow, havenโt heard that one in a while.”
- “Oh, how original!”
- “Thatโs a classic.”
10. “Iโll take my chances.”
A confident, carefree reply shows youโre not bound by limitations.
Examples:
- “I’ll live dangerously, thanks.”
- “I think I can handle the risk.”
- “Iโll risk it for the biscuit!”
11. “What if I like saying it?”
Embrace your freedom to say whatever you want! This reply is about being your person.
Examples:
- “I enjoy breaking rules sometimes.”
- “Iโm a rebel at heart.”
- “And what if I enjoy saying โneverโ?”
12. “What about maybe?”
If “never” is too strong, why not go for a softer middle ground? Itโs the safe zone.
Examples:
- “Can we compromise on ‘maybe’?”
- “What if we meet halfway with a ‘perhaps’?”
- “Maybe is the new never.”
13. “Did Yoda teach you that?”
Bring some Star Wars wisdom into the mix. Yodaโs teachings about โdo or do notโ are perfect for this.
Examples:
- “Sounds like something Yoda would say.”
- “Are you secretly a Jedi master?”
- “Is that a new Force power?”
14. “But you just said it!”
Get playful by turning their own words against them. It’s an immediate win in the conversation.
Examples:
- “Well, you just broke your own rule.”
- “Oops, guess you slipped.”
- “Waitโฆ isnโt that what you just said?”
15. “I never say always.”
Itโs a clever twist, bringing in the opposite word to โneverโ and making them think.
Examples:
- “I stick with balanceโnever โalwaysโ.”
- “Itโs about moderation, right?”
- “I like to keep it flexible.”
16. “Iโd rather say it now and regret it later.”
This bold response shows youโre willing to face consequences head-on.
Examples:
- “Iโll deal with the fallout.”
- “Itโs better to say it now than wonder later.”
- “Regret is for the future!”
17. “Let me just write it down a few times.”
For those who want to playfully ignore the advice, pretend you’re going to write it repeatedly.
Examples:
- “Just let me jot it down 10 times first.”
- “Iโm creating a whole list of โNeversโ!”
- “My notebook is going to be filled with โneverโ.”
18. “Whatโs life without a little rebellion?”
Lifeโs too short not to break a few rules. This response suggests you’re embracing spontaneity.
Examples:
- “I like to keep things interesting.”
- “Rebellion is part of the fun!”
- “Rules were meant to be broken, right?”
19. “Guess I’m living on the edge.”
Living dangerously is always a fun way to push back. This response suggests you’re all about risk-taking.
Examples:
- “I live for danger.”
- “Whatโs life without a bit of edge?”
- “I guess Iโm a daredevil.”
20. “What if I already did?”
A cheeky way to turn their advice into a moot point by claiming youโve already done the thing they said not to do.
Examples:
- “Too late!”
- “Guess the damage is already done.”
- “Oops, I did it again.”
Conclusion
โNever say neverโ might be an old phrase, but with these responses, youโll be ready to turn any conversation into a fun exchange. Whether you prefer humour, sarcasm, or clever wordplay, now youโve got the perfect comeback for the next time someone drops this overused advice on you. So go ahead, say โneverโ if you feel like it!
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