Sometimes, people feel like you’ve been out of the loop for too long and hit you with the classic “What rock have you been hiding under?”
Instead of rolling your eyes, why not throw back a funny response that will make them laugh, or at least raise an eyebrow? Here are witty comebacks to spice up the conversation.ย
Whether you’re dodging the latest trends or just taking a break from social media, these responses will keep things playful.
Top List Of Funny Responses to “What Rock Have You Been Hiding Under?”
- “The one with WiFi, of course.”
- “It’s called ‘Off the Grid.'”
- “Just getting some peace.”
- “Itโs cozy under there.”
- “Rentโs cheaper.”
- “Iโve been perfecting my rock-skipping skills.”
- “Avoiding people like you.”
- “Researching the meaning of life.”
- “The real question is: Why arenโt you under one?”
- “I was waiting for you to notice.”
- “Saving on sunscreen.”
- “I call it my ‘introvert cave.'”
- “Catching up on sleep.”
- “Waiting for the next big trend.”
- “Practicing my survival skills.”
- “Just waiting out the drama.”
- “Iโm on a social media cleanse.”
- “I was on a top-secret mission.”
- “Training to be the next Spider-Man.”
- “Taking a break from adulting.”
- “Iโve been waiting for my Hogwarts letter.”
1. “The one with WiFi, of course.”
If you’re going to hide under a rock, might as well have good internet.
Examples:
- “Iโve got better WiFi under there than most coffee shops.”
- “Itโs the perfect hideoutโstrong signal, no interruptions.”
- “Netflix and rock, what more could I want?”
2. “It’s called ‘Off the Grid.'”
Embrace your inner adventurer. Hiding under a rock might be a lifestyle choice.
Examples:
- “Living off the land, eating bugsโitโs been great.”
- “You wouldnโt understand, it’s very ‘in’ right now.”
- “Some people go camping, I prefer under-rock living.”
3. “Just getting some peace.”
You know, sometimes the world is just too much, and a rock is the perfect retreat.
Examples:
- “Itโs my zen spot, away from all the noise.”
- “No WiFi, no people, just blissful silence.”
- “Best meditation spot I’ve ever found.”
4. “Itโs cozy under there.”
Who wouldnโt want a snug little hideaway? Rocks are the new comfort zones.
Examples:
- “Itโs like a weighted blanket, but nature-made.”
- “Why deal with rent when Iโve got a free rock?”
- “Honestly, Iโve never felt more at home.”
5. “Rentโs cheaper.”
With the way the economy is, can you blame anyone for downsizing?
Examples:
- “No utilities, no rent, no problem.”
- “Just me and my rock, living the dream.”
- “Iโm saving up for something betterโlike a cave.”
6. “Iโve been perfecting my rock-skipping skills.”
Being under a rock isnโt all hiding; youโve got hobbies too.
Examples:
- “I can now skip a rock seven times. Impressed?”
- “Iโm a professional rock skipper at this point.”
- “Itโs a lot harder than it looks, trust me.”
7. “Avoiding people like you.”
When you’re not in the mood for small talk, this one’s a winner.
Examples:
- “Under a rock is the best place to dodge awkward convos.”
- “You wouldnโt believe how peaceful it is without people.”
- “Social distancing? Iโve been under that rock long before it was cool.”
8. “Researching the meaning of life.”
A rock is the perfect spot for deep contemplation, right?
Examples:
- “Still havenโt found it, but Iโm getting closer.”
- “Under the rock is where the universe speaks to you.”
- “Einstein had his lab; I have my rock.”
9. “The real question is: Why arenโt you under one?”
Flip the script and make them question their choices.
Examples:
- “Youโre missing out on all the rock-life benefits.”
- “Come join me, itโs much nicer than the surface.”
- “You havenโt truly lived until youโve been under a rock.”
10. “I was waiting for you to notice.”
Sometimes you just need a little attentionโwhat better way to get it than hiding?
Examples:
- “Iโve been under there for weeks; finally, someone cares!”
- “I knew you’d come around eventually.”
- “Itโs all part of my master plan to be mysterious.”
11. “Saving on sunscreen.”
Why get sunburned when youโve got rock protection?
Examples:
- “No tan lines, no burnsโjust pale perfection.”
- “The sun is overrated anyway.”
- “You wonโt find a wrinkle on me, thanks to my rock.”
12. “I call it my ‘introvert cave.'”
For those days when the world is too loud.
Examples:
- “Introverts unite…under rocks.”
- “Itโs my fortress of solitude.”
- “No social anxiety under here!”
13. “Catching up on sleep.”
Life gets busy, so sometimes you need a nap under a nice, cool rock.
Examples:
- “No better place for a power nap.”
- “Itโs like natureโs weighted blanket.”
- “I havenโt slept that well in years.”
14. “Waiting for the next big trend.”
Hey, sometimes you just want to avoid the hype until itโs worth it.
Examples:
- “Iโm not a trend chaser, Iโm a trend survivor.”
- “Wake me up when thereโs something actually interesting.”
- “Iโll come out when they bring back the 90s.”
15. “Practicing my survival skills.”
You never know when living under a rock might come in handy.
Examples:
- “I could totally win one of those survival shows.”
- “Call me when you need a rock-dwelling expert.”
- “Youโll thank me when the apocalypse hits.”
16. “Just waiting out the drama.”
Lifeโs simpler when you avoid all the nonsense.
Examples:
- “No drama under the rock, just peace.”
- “Itโs the ultimate no-drama zone.”
- “I let the rest of the world handle that mess.”
17. “Iโm on a social media cleanse.”
No better place to detox from the digital world than under a rock.
Examples:
- “Instagram detox starts with rock-hiding.”
- “Trust me, it’s freeing to disconnect.”
- “Itโs my version of a digital detox retreat.”
18. “I was on a top-secret mission.”
Sometimes, youโve got to keep things classified.
Examples:
- “I could tell you more, but Iโd have to bring you under the rock too.”
- “Itโs top-secret, James Bond style.”
- “Classified information stays under the rock.”
19. “Training to be the next Spider-Man.”
If Peter Parker can start out under the radar, why canโt you?
Examples:
- “Iโve been bitten by at least three spiders so far.”
- “With great power comes great hiding under rocks.”
- “Youโll see me in the next Marvel movie.”
20. “Taking a break from adulting.”
Why be an adult when you can be a hermit?
Examples:
- “Bills? Responsibilities? Not under my rock.”
- “Itโs like a mini-vacation from reality.”
- “Iโll adult tomorrow, today I hide.”
21. “Iโve been waiting for my Hogwarts letter.”
If it hasnโt arrived yet, might as well wait under a rock.
Examples:
- “Any day now, I can feel it.”
- “Iโm hoping the owl just got lost.”
- “Iโll come out when Iโve got my acceptance letter.”
Conclusion
Now youโve got a whole toolbox of funny responses next time someone asks, “What rock have you been hiding under?” Whether you want to playfully deflect the question or just have a bit of fun, these comebacks will keep the conversation lively and lighthearted. Sometimes, itโs better to laugh it off and show them that youโve been under that rock for a very good reason!
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