Getting hit with a “Not interested” can sting a little, but why not have some fun with it? Whether you’re facing a polite rejection or someone trying to ghost you, there’s no reason to take it too seriously. With the right comeback, you can turn that flat-out dismissal into a lighthearted moment. Here areย funny responses to throw a little humour into the situation and keep things light!
Top List Of Funny Responses to ‘Not Interested’
- “But Iโm a limited edition!”
2. “Your loss!”
3. “Thatโs what they all say before they change their minds.”
4. “Iโm not interested either; I just didnโt want to be rude.”
5. “Youโre going to regret this when Iโm famous.”
6. “Donโt worry, Iโm hard to get.”
7. “Thatโs cool, my cat thinks Iโm awesome.”
8. “Thatโs one less Christmas present to buy.”
9. “You havenโt seen my dance moves.”
10. “Iโm like a fine wine, better with time.”
11. “Well, I wasnโt looking for your approval.”
12. “Iโm too fabulous for you anyway.”
13. “Donโt worry, Iโll give you another chance tomorrow.”
14. “Iโve been rejected by better.”
15. “Is it because Iโm too charming?”
16. “You must have a terrible sense of taste.”
17. “Guess Iโll go back to being a mysterious enigma.”
18. “Iโll just wait for your midlife crisis.”
19. “Not interested yet? Give it time.”
20. “You canโt say no to this face forever.”
21. “Iโll take that as a maybe.”
1. “But Iโm a limited edition!”
Who wouldnโt want a rare find? Throw in a little self-promotion.
Examples:
- “Not interested? Well, Iโm like a collectorโs itemโlimited edition!”
- “Iโm a rare Pokรฉmon. You sure about that?”
- “C’mon, donโt you want something exclusive in your life?”
2. “Your loss!”
Let them know theyโre missing out big time.
Examples:
- “Oh, ‘not interested’? Your loss, honestly.”
- “Well, I guess youโll never know the greatness youโre passing on!”
- “Trust me, one day youโll regret not swiping right.”
3. “Thatโs what they all say before they change their minds.”
Give them a cheeky hint that they might reconsider.
Examples:
- “Not interested now, but just wait until you see me in my natural habitat!”
- “Yeah, people usually change their minds after a while. Happens all the time.”
- “Oh, sure, until you realize what youโre missing!”
4. “Iโm not interested either; I just didnโt want to be rude.”
Flip the script and make it seem like you were just being polite.
Examples:
- “Oh, I wasn’t interested either, but I didnโt want to hurt your feelings!”
- “Haha, same hereโI was just being nice!”
- “Weโre on the same page, then. Phew!”
5. “Youโre going to regret this when Iโm famous.”
Let them know theyโre turning down a future star.
Examples:
- “Not interested? Remember that when Iโm accepting my Oscar.”
- “Iโll be signing autographs someday, and youโll be sorry!”
- “No worries. You can tell people you ‘almost knew me’ when Iโm a big deal.”
6. “Donโt worry, Iโm hard to get.”
Make it seem like it was all part of your master plan.
Examples:
- “Playing hard to get, huh? Itโs okay, so am I.”
- “Oh, I get itโyouโre just trying to make me chase you!”
- “Not interested? Thatโs cool, Iโm a long-game kind of person.”
7. “Thatโs cool, my cat thinks Iโm awesome.”
When in doubt, bring in the pets for validation.
Examples:
- “Not interested? No worries, my cat loves me, and thatโs what counts.”
- “Itโs fine, Iโve got a dog who thinks Iโm the best!”
- “Well, my goldfish says Iโm amazing, so your opinion doesnโt matter.”
8. “Thatโs one less Christmas present to buy.”
Look on the bright sideโitโs cheaper for you!
Examples:
- “Well, guess I can cross your name off the Christmas list.”
- “Not interested? Sweet, saves me some cash on birthdays.”
- “More money for me! Thanks for the heads up.”
9. “You havenโt seen my dance moves.”
Maybe theyโd be more interested if they saw your skills.
Examples:
- “Not interested? Wait until you see me do the worm.”
- “I bet youโll change your mind after you see my moonwalk.”
- “If you saw me on the dance floor, youโd reconsider.”
10. “Iโm like a fine wine, better with time.”
Tell them they just need to wait, and youโll grow on them.
Examples:
- “Not interested now? I age like fine wine, just give it time.”
- “Youโll regret it when I hit my prime.”
- “Iโm a slow burnโyouโll appreciate me eventually.”
11. “Well, I wasnโt looking for your approval.”
Hit them with a bit of sass and independence.
Examples:
- “Good thing I donโt need your approval to be awesome.”
- “Oh, โnot interestedโ? Thatโs cool, wasnโt asking for permission.”
- “Iโm not for everyone. Itโs a tough life being this fabulous.”
12. “Iโm too fabulous for you anyway.”
Turn the rejection into a power move.
Examples:
- “Itโs fine, you probably couldnโt handle my fabulousness anyway.”
- “I mean, not everyone can deal with this level of awesome.”
- “Iโm like glitterโnot for everyone, but dazzling.”
13. “Donโt worry, Iโll give you another chance tomorrow.”
Let them know the doorโs still open, with a dash of sarcasm.
Examples:
- “Not interested today? Thatโs okay, you can try again tomorrow.”
- “Iโll be here tomorrow if you change your mind!”
- “Donโt rush; Iโm always accepting applications.”
14. “Iโve been rejected by better.”
Let them know this isnโt your first rodeo with humour.
Examples:
- “Not interested? Please, Iโve been rejected by experts.”
- “Iโve been turned down by the best of them, so this is nothing.”
- “Nice try, but Iโve heard worse from better.”
15. “Is it because Iโm too charming?”
Pretend like itโs their problem for not being able to handle you.
Examples:
- “Oh, I get itโtoo much charm for one person, right?”
- “Itโs the charisma overload, isnโt it?”
- “Not everyone can handle this level of wit, I understand.”
16. “You must have a terrible sense of taste.”
Blame their lack of interest on their poor judgment.
Examples:
- “Not interested? Your taste is questionable.”
- “Iโm guessing youโre not a fan of excellence?”
- “Itโs okay, we canโt all have good taste.”
17. “Guess Iโll go back to being a mysterious enigma.”
Revel in the mystery theyโll never get to unravel.
Examples:
- “Well, I guess youโll never solve the mystery that is me.”
- “Iโll just remain an unsolved enigma in your life.”
- “Consider me a puzzle youโll never complete.”
18. “Iโll just wait for your midlife crisis.”
Throw some humour into the long-term outlook.
Examples:
- “Youโll be thinking about me during your midlife crisis!”
- “Not interested now? Weโll talk again when you buy a motorcycle.”
- “Iโll be back when you start feeling nostalgic for your youth.”
19. “Not interested yet? Give it time.”
Maybe they just need a little more convincing.
Examples:
- “Not interested yet, but Iโm a slow burnโwait for it.”
- “Iโm like a delayed reactionโyouโll be interested eventually.”
- “Give it a minute. Youโll come around.”
20. “You canโt say no to this face forever.”
Point out the undeniable charm of your expression.
Examples:
- “Oh, youโll crack eventually. This face is irresistible!”
- “This smile? Impossible to resist for too long.”
- “Sure, keep telling yourself that. But look at this face!”
21. “Iโll take that as a maybe.”
Refuse to take โnoโ for an answer, humorously, of course.
Examples:
- “Not interested? Iโll take that as a โmaybe later.โ”
- “Iโm hearing โnot now,โ but Iโll check back soon.”
- “So, not today? Cool, Iโll pencil you in for tomorrow.”

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