Funny Responses to 'Not Interested'

Getting hit with a “Not interested” can sting a little, but why not have some fun with it? Whether you’re facing a polite rejection or someone trying to ghost you, there’s no reason to take it too seriously. With the right comeback, you can turn that flat-out dismissal into a lighthearted moment. Here areย funny responses to throw a little humour into the situation and keep things light!

Top List Of Funny Responses to ‘Not Interested’

  1. “But Iโ€™m a limited edition!”

2. “Your loss!”

3. “Thatโ€™s what they all say before they change their minds.”

4. “Iโ€™m not interested either; I just didnโ€™t want to be rude.”

5. “Youโ€™re going to regret this when Iโ€™m famous.”

6. “Donโ€™t worry, Iโ€™m hard to get.”

7. “Thatโ€™s cool, my cat thinks Iโ€™m awesome.”

8. “Thatโ€™s one less Christmas present to buy.”

9. “You havenโ€™t seen my dance moves.”

10. “Iโ€™m like a fine wine, better with time.”

11. “Well, I wasnโ€™t looking for your approval.”

12. “Iโ€™m too fabulous for you anyway.”

13. “Donโ€™t worry, Iโ€™ll give you another chance tomorrow.”

14. “Iโ€™ve been rejected by better.”

15. “Is it because Iโ€™m too charming?”

16. “You must have a terrible sense of taste.”

17. “Guess Iโ€™ll go back to being a mysterious enigma.”

18. “Iโ€™ll just wait for your midlife crisis.”

19. “Not interested yet? Give it time.”

20. “You canโ€™t say no to this face forever.”

21. “Iโ€™ll take that as a maybe.”

1. “But Iโ€™m a limited edition!”

Who wouldnโ€™t want a rare find? Throw in a little self-promotion.

Examples:

  • “Not interested? Well, Iโ€™m like a collectorโ€™s itemโ€”limited edition!”
  • “Iโ€™m a rare Pokรฉmon. You sure about that?”
  • “C’mon, donโ€™t you want something exclusive in your life?”

2. “Your loss!”

Let them know theyโ€™re missing out big time.

Examples:

  • “Oh, ‘not interested’? Your loss, honestly.”
  • “Well, I guess youโ€™ll never know the greatness youโ€™re passing on!”
  • “Trust me, one day youโ€™ll regret not swiping right.”

3. “Thatโ€™s what they all say before they change their minds.”

Give them a cheeky hint that they might reconsider.

Examples:

  • “Not interested now, but just wait until you see me in my natural habitat!”
  • “Yeah, people usually change their minds after a while. Happens all the time.”
  • “Oh, sure, until you realize what youโ€™re missing!”
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4. “Iโ€™m not interested either; I just didnโ€™t want to be rude.”

Flip the script and make it seem like you were just being polite.

Examples:

  • “Oh, I wasn’t interested either, but I didnโ€™t want to hurt your feelings!”
  • “Haha, same hereโ€”I was just being nice!”
  • “Weโ€™re on the same page, then. Phew!”

5. “Youโ€™re going to regret this when Iโ€™m famous.”

Let them know theyโ€™re turning down a future star.

Examples:

  • “Not interested? Remember that when Iโ€™m accepting my Oscar.”
  • “Iโ€™ll be signing autographs someday, and youโ€™ll be sorry!”
  • “No worries. You can tell people you ‘almost knew me’ when Iโ€™m a big deal.”

6. “Donโ€™t worry, Iโ€™m hard to get.”

Make it seem like it was all part of your master plan.

Examples:

  • “Playing hard to get, huh? Itโ€™s okay, so am I.”
  • “Oh, I get itโ€”youโ€™re just trying to make me chase you!”
  • “Not interested? Thatโ€™s cool, Iโ€™m a long-game kind of person.”

7. “Thatโ€™s cool, my cat thinks Iโ€™m awesome.”

When in doubt, bring in the pets for validation.

Examples:

  • “Not interested? No worries, my cat loves me, and thatโ€™s what counts.”
  • “Itโ€™s fine, Iโ€™ve got a dog who thinks Iโ€™m the best!”
  • “Well, my goldfish says Iโ€™m amazing, so your opinion doesnโ€™t matter.”

8. “Thatโ€™s one less Christmas present to buy.”

Look on the bright sideโ€”itโ€™s cheaper for you!

Examples:

  • “Well, guess I can cross your name off the Christmas list.”
  • “Not interested? Sweet, saves me some cash on birthdays.”
  • “More money for me! Thanks for the heads up.”

9. “You havenโ€™t seen my dance moves.”

Maybe theyโ€™d be more interested if they saw your skills.

Examples:

  • “Not interested? Wait until you see me do the worm.”
  • “I bet youโ€™ll change your mind after you see my moonwalk.”
  • “If you saw me on the dance floor, youโ€™d reconsider.”

10. “Iโ€™m like a fine wine, better with time.”

Tell them they just need to wait, and youโ€™ll grow on them.

Examples:

  • “Not interested now? I age like fine wine, just give it time.”
  • “Youโ€™ll regret it when I hit my prime.”
  • “Iโ€™m a slow burnโ€”youโ€™ll appreciate me eventually.”

11. “Well, I wasnโ€™t looking for your approval.”

Hit them with a bit of sass and independence.

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Examples:

  • “Good thing I donโ€™t need your approval to be awesome.”
  • “Oh, โ€˜not interestedโ€™? Thatโ€™s cool, wasnโ€™t asking for permission.”
  • “Iโ€™m not for everyone. Itโ€™s a tough life being this fabulous.”

12. “Iโ€™m too fabulous for you anyway.”

Turn the rejection into a power move.

Examples:

  • “Itโ€™s fine, you probably couldnโ€™t handle my fabulousness anyway.”
  • “I mean, not everyone can deal with this level of awesome.”
  • “Iโ€™m like glitterโ€”not for everyone, but dazzling.”

13. “Donโ€™t worry, Iโ€™ll give you another chance tomorrow.”

Let them know the doorโ€™s still open, with a dash of sarcasm.

Examples:

  • “Not interested today? Thatโ€™s okay, you can try again tomorrow.”
  • “Iโ€™ll be here tomorrow if you change your mind!”
  • “Donโ€™t rush; Iโ€™m always accepting applications.”

14. “Iโ€™ve been rejected by better.”

Let them know this isnโ€™t your first rodeo with humour.

Examples:

  • “Not interested? Please, Iโ€™ve been rejected by experts.”
  • “Iโ€™ve been turned down by the best of them, so this is nothing.”
  • “Nice try, but Iโ€™ve heard worse from better.”

15. “Is it because Iโ€™m too charming?”

Pretend like itโ€™s their problem for not being able to handle you.

Examples:

  • “Oh, I get itโ€”too much charm for one person, right?”
  • “Itโ€™s the charisma overload, isnโ€™t it?”
  • “Not everyone can handle this level of wit, I understand.”

16. “You must have a terrible sense of taste.”

Blame their lack of interest on their poor judgment.

Examples:

  • “Not interested? Your taste is questionable.”
  • “Iโ€™m guessing youโ€™re not a fan of excellence?”
  • “Itโ€™s okay, we canโ€™t all have good taste.”

17. “Guess Iโ€™ll go back to being a mysterious enigma.”

Revel in the mystery theyโ€™ll never get to unravel.

Examples:

  • “Well, I guess youโ€™ll never solve the mystery that is me.”
  • “Iโ€™ll just remain an unsolved enigma in your life.”
  • “Consider me a puzzle youโ€™ll never complete.”

18. “Iโ€™ll just wait for your midlife crisis.”

Throw some humour into the long-term outlook.

Examples:

  • “Youโ€™ll be thinking about me during your midlife crisis!”
  • “Not interested now? Weโ€™ll talk again when you buy a motorcycle.”
  • “Iโ€™ll be back when you start feeling nostalgic for your youth.”

19. “Not interested yet? Give it time.”

Maybe they just need a little more convincing.

Examples:

  • “Not interested yet, but Iโ€™m a slow burnโ€”wait for it.”
  • “Iโ€™m like a delayed reactionโ€”youโ€™ll be interested eventually.”
  • “Give it a minute. Youโ€™ll come around.”
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20. “You canโ€™t say no to this face forever.”

Point out the undeniable charm of your expression.

Examples:

  • “Oh, youโ€™ll crack eventually. This face is irresistible!”
  • “This smile? Impossible to resist for too long.”
  • “Sure, keep telling yourself that. But look at this face!”

21. “Iโ€™ll take that as a maybe.”

Refuse to take โ€œnoโ€ for an answer, humorously, of course.

Examples:

  • “Not interested? Iโ€™ll take that as a โ€˜maybe later.โ€™”
  • “Iโ€™m hearing โ€˜not now,โ€™ but Iโ€™ll check back soon.”
  • “So, not today? Cool, Iโ€™ll pencil you in for tomorrow.”

By Poppy Snow

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